princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

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sodamnrelatable:

I end up staring at my notifications like

:

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lulz-time:

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thebaronessofmars:

thesassylorax:

x-ellirks:

unff-ler:

roofpizzas:

icaruses | airandangels:

the best part for me is the utter shock of the server

THIS CANNOT BE

MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD

This man is just like traumatized for life like-

He has to go into counseling for this shit 

His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated

“Henry we talked about this-“

“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”

“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“

“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“

“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“

“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”

He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.

His life has been defined by this moment.

This poor guy 

I can’t stop laughing 

WAHT? OMG

He’s so utterly HORRIFIED.

oh my god i’m like actually crying from laughter oh jebus

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relatedworlds:

#look at this motherfucking bird #it’s keeping itself in the air by the sheer power of its ANGER

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beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

 #every time someone says they are angry i picture this lady

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