Tall, attractive blonde looks for loyal, caring cat to spend the rest of her life with. Must love sleeping in and adventures.

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

sierracuse:

i wish i could write a disclaimer on my transcript like “sorry my mental health made existing difficult for a while there”

BUT ACTUALLY