Tall, attractive blonde looks for loyal, caring cat to spend the rest of her life with. Must love sleeping in and adventures.

schrader99:

the only thing our generation will be good at is complaining and inconspicuously taking photos of people in public

tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

oreoofficial:

ahh yes 2014. the 2014th year. 2k14. 2014 years since year 0. the big 2014. the year of 2014. two thousand and fourteen. the ol 20 14

helioscentrifuge:

when i see cuties postin selfies

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colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD